Showing posts with label wrestling. Show all posts
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Friday, 2 May 2014

Wrestlemaniac

Director: Jesse Baget
Writer: Jesse Baget
Producers: Chris Moore, Jake Schmidt
Cast: Jeremy Radin, Adam Huss, Leyla Milani
Country: USA
Year of release: 2007
Reviewed from: UK DVD (Revolver)

Filmed as The Mexican Porn Massacre, retitled El Mascarado Massacre and eventually released as Wrestlemaniac (possibly an attempt to dupe unwary WWE fans used to buying Wrestlemania DVDs), this is yet another of those unkillable-Mexican-wrestler-tears-faces-off-amateur-pornographers-in-ghost-town movies.

For Heaven’s sake, when will these people think up something original?

Whatever you want to call it, this is actually really good fun and makes a nice change from yet another masked psycho hunting ‘teenagers’. Even though the guy does wear a mask. There are some lapses and leaps in the logic - and the make-up, truth be told, isn’t great - but the central conceit is enjoyable, the location is adroitly used and the characters are likeable.

Moustachioed, stetson-wearing, loud slimeball Alphonse (Adam Huss: Demon Slayer) and tubby, camera-toting, enthusiastic Steve (Jeremy Radin) - who is of Mexican descent but born and raised in Seattle - are on their way into Mexico to shoot some amateur porn, starring two blonde ‘actresses’. The girls’ names - in a wonderful gag that passed me by until the end credits - are Debbie and Dallas (Margaret Scarborough and WWE ‘diva’ Leyla Milani, who is a regular on the US version of Deal or No Deal). Also along for the ride are Jimbo (Zack Bennett) and his sister Daisy (Catherine Wreford: Dead Boyz Don’t Scream), stoner siblings whose presence is explained as being solely because Jimbo owns the camper van they’re using.

Characterisation is this movie’s strong point. Alphonse, Steve, Debbie and Dallas could have come across as simply ‘greasy git, fat kid and two bimbos’ but all four are rounded characters for whom we feel both empathy if not necessarily sympathy. So it’s ironic and a real shame that Jimbo and Daisy neither do nor say anything at all of any consequence and are, in narrative terms, simply there to be killed. The story requires us to understand the danger that our quartet are in before any of them actually die and since they’re in a deserted ghost town this has been achieved by bringing along two extra bodies as psycho-fodder.

The entire film only runs 73 minutes (including five minutes of end credits) so there was plenty of scope for giving the stoners something to do or at least letting us get to know them better.

The idea of Americans travelling to Mexico to shoot what they themselves call ‘amateur porn’ is not one I can claim to understand but I’m prepared to cut this film some slack. Actually, the more I think about the basic set-up, the dafter and less believable it seems, but I can forgive almost any film which features masked Mexican wrestlers - and this one starts with a title sequence full of genuine, vintage, black and white lucha libre footage.

Stopping at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, the gang encounter a creepy old guy who seems to have stepped straight out of a Scooby-Doo episode (he’s played by Irwin Keyes, whose many credits include The Exterminator and its sequel, Oblivion and its sequel, Death Wish 4, the Flintstones movie, David Lynch’s weird sitcom On the Air, House of 1,000 Corpses and the monster in Frankenstein General Hospital). He tells them that they are close to La Sangre de Dios (which Steve translates as ‘the blood of Christ’), a long-deserted ghost town. This is where Steve’s Mexican heritage comes into play because he knows the legend of El Mascarado; in fact he’s such a lucha fan that he carries a mask of his own in his back pocket.

El Mascarado’s back story is a bit confusing because we are told that he appeared on the Mexican wrestling scene from nowhere (at the same time that several top wrestlers disappeared) and also that he was the scientific creation of the Mexican government. He seems to have been some sort of Frankenstein-ian creation given life in the hope that Mexico would win the wrestling gold in the 1984 Olympics. (Of course, this is slightly ludicrous because Olympic wrestling is Greco-Roman wrestling, a genuine grappling contest between athletes, not the violent-but-fake, costume-clad showbiz spectacle that Mexican and other audiences enjoy.) Apparently El Mascarado was a very successful wrestler but was in the habit of killing his opponents so he was spirited away to an old ghost town many years ago. And he has apparently been there ever since.

Anyway, the van makes it to just a few yards outside La Sangre de Dios before the slightly-stoned Alphonse drives over a rock and wrecks the transmission. Exploring the town, they find an old bar and the three ladies get down to some very tame lesbian antics before Daisy - whose cotton camisole does little to disguise her generally un-porn-star-like figure - rushes off to be sick. And so the separations and deaths begin.

Steve apparently stands the best chance of survival because of his knowledge of all things lucha. He surmises from some reel-to-reel audio tapes(!) which he listens to on a functioning tape machine(!!) that El Mascarado survived several attempts to kill him and that his only weakness is that he must obey the rules of wrestling (it has rules?) - so he celebrates any success by ripping his opponent’s mask off, but he can be defeated if his own mask is removed. And if an opponent isn’t wearing a mask, El Mascarado simply rips his or her face off instead.

This is where the film’s make-up lets the side down, I’m afraid. The people we see with ‘face ripped off’ simply look like their faces are covered in blood. When we do see someone whose face actually is covered in blood they look just the same. Special effects make-up artists JP Pettersen (Crazy Animal, Risen) and Brandon Reininger (who worked on The Passion of the Christ and Day of the Dead 2: Contagium) have attempted to create faces of muscle and fat but they just don’t work. The actual face-ripping shots are great, but the skinless faces, on-screen, just resemble an accident in a ketchup factory.

What Wrestlemaniac does have going for it is a terrific villain/monster. El Mascarado is a heavy, hulking, non-speaking, mindlessly violent killer and frankly I think there’s a lot of mileage in him. If Wrestlemaniac is enough of a hit to justify a sequel, I think we could have a whole franchise here. He’s not going to trouble Freddy or Jason, but in a world where there are six Leprechaun films, I think there’s definitely room for another one or two El Mascarado pictures. Rey Misterio Sr, a genuine Mexican wrestling champ, is the man in the mask and boots.

Wrestlemaniac is the debut feature from writer/director/editor/co-producer Jesse Baget. Production designer Dan Adams (Parasomnia) does a grand job with the ghost town location - which was actually in California - and cinematographer Tabbert Filler does good work in both bright sunlight and night scenes. Jim Lang (Body Bags, In the Mouth of Madness) provides the original score, supplemented with plenty of traditional Mexican stuff.

The Wrestlemaniac script manages to be well-crafted in terms of believable dialogue while nevertheless having a core story that makes no blooming sense whatsoever. But I’m prepared to forgive much of the silliness, and even to let the director have fun with gratuitously extended shots of the lead actresses’ shapely arses, because Wrestlemaniac is simple, unpretentious, cleverly original horror fun. That’s what matters.

MJS rating: B

Wednesday, 19 March 2014

Night of the Bloody Apes

Director: Rene Cardona
Writers: Rene Cardona, Rene Cardona Jr
Producer: Alfredo Salazar
Cast: Jose Elias Moreno, Armando Silvestre, Norma Lazareno
Country: Mexico
Year of release: 1969
Reviewed from: UK DVD (Redemption)


You know you’re watching a Mexican movie when the first five minutes consists of two people in coloured costumes and masks hurling each other around a wrestling ring. In this case the luchadoras are Lucy Ossorio (Norma Lazareno: Vengeance of the Vampire Women) and Elena Gomez (Noelia Noel: Santo and Dracula’s Treasure) who suffers a brain injury when Lucy tosses her out of the ring. Lucy is engaged to Police Lieutenant Arturo Martinez (Armando Silvestre: Santo Contra los Zombies, Wrestling Women vs the Aztec Mummy, The Batwoman - plus Don Siegel’s Two Mules for Sister Sara and episodes of Mannix and Wonder Woman!) and is understandably upset at seeing her opponent lying comatose in a hospital.

But there’s more to Night of the Bloody Apes than wrestling babes, because this my friends is an honest-to-goodness video nasty - one of the list of banned titles compiled by the Director of Public Prosecutions in 1984. Nowadays of course most of the films on that list can be bought for £4.99 down Tesco but nevertheless there is still a certain cachet to them.

The video nasties were an eclectic bunch of films and ranged from the truly nauseatingly sick to the hilariously inoffensive. This is certainly one of the sillier films on the list and it sports a plot which is best summed up as typically barking for Mexican popular cinema.

A certain Dr Krallman (Jose Elias Moreno, who played the title role in the notorious 1959 Mexican movie Santa Claus) is the physician called in to examine Elena Gomez. He has a grown-up son, Julio (variously pronounced ‘HOO-leo’ and ‘JOO-leo’ on the dubbed soundtrack) who is very ill with leukemia (pronounced, at one point, ‘loo-SEE-mia’); Julio is played by Agustin Martinez Solares who was also in Santo and Blue Demon vs Dracula and the Wolf Man. After Lucy and Elena’s wrestling bout we have another trademark of Mexican cinema (in fact, of all cheap-and-cheerful populist film-making) with a staggeringly bad day-for-night scene. As the sun beats down from the heavens, Dr Krallman and his scar-faced assistant Goyo (Carlos Lopez Moctezuma: Curse of the Crying Woman, El Hombre y la Bestia) turn off the headlights on their car and break into the local zoo.

After some shots of an orang-utan, overlaid with the sort of scary growls that orang-utans don’t make, we see Krallman put together a rifle and shoot a painfully obvious man-in-a-suit gorilla, which the two men then remove from its cage and take home.

Krallman’s plan - you may want to write this down - involves transfusing the gorilla’s blood into his son ... but, because a human heart would not be strong enough to pump gorilla blood, he has to transplant the heart too. This he does, using stock footage of a genuine human heart transplant. Rather wonderfully, the surgical close-ups show two pairs of hands at work, intercut with shots of another pair of hands holding the anaesthetic mask to Julio’s face. But long shots confirm that only Krallman and Goyo are involved - so whose are the other hands? I also love the way that Krallman tells his son he won’t leave his side for a moment then promptly leaves the room with Goyo to stick the ape carcass in a convenient incinerator.

But we all know what happens when you put a gorilla heart inside a human, don’t we, boys and girls? In possibly the most unconvincing lap dissolve in cinematic history, Julio transforms into (as the original title has it) La Horripilante Bestia Humana - and I think we can all translate that, even if we don’t speak Spanish.

The bestia in question is as muscular as a body builder and has an ugly grey, Neanderthal face with a crop of shaggy black hair. Except in occasional extreme close-ups of its eyes, when its skin turns pale brown and all the hair disappears. It’s the most mismatched pair of images since Night of the Demon.

Naturally the beast escapes through a window and goes on a rampage and this is where I think the DPP may have been shocked as there is a violent - but frankly nonsensical - rape scene. A young woman having a shower (Gina Morett) is disturbed by the beast but has time to wrap a towel around herself. He carries her, topless but with the towel strategically placed, to her bed where he proceeds to rape her - without removing either the towel or his trousers. Legend has it that a more extreme version of this film, using alternative takes of the horror and sex, was released under the does-what-it-says-on-the-tin title Horror y Sexo. But in this version, there’s not much horror and the sexo is relatively tame.

The other odd thing about this rape scene, apart from the two (possibly three) layers of cloth between the participants’ genitals, is the amount of blood that is splattered over the victim and up the wall, despite the lack of any obvious injury.

Recovering his errant boy, Krallman decides to put a human heart back in, but as the donor must be alive, he uses Elena, the luchadora from the hospital. He subsequently has to help the hospital authorities come up with an explanation of how a comatose patient could disappear from their facility. Oh, he’s a bad man. The populace, meanwhile, are blaming the spate of attacks on the gorilla that went missing from the zoo. (This is, I suppose, the origin of the title with which the film was lumbered in English-speaking markets. But let’s face it, Julio is not an ape and even if he was, there’s only one of him. Although his victims get drenched in the red stuff, he never seems to get any on either his pecs or his trousers so he’s not really bloody. It’s possible that much of the action takes place at night but, as previously mentioned, darkness is a somewhat fluid concept in this sort of movie. Another title often quoted is Gomar the Human Gorilla but I have yet to see any evidence that this is genuine.)

Unfortunately the human heart only restores Julio’s humanity temporarily and before you can say “Madre de Dios!” he has reverted to his horripilante self like a sort of low-rent Latin American Jekyll and Hyde. He leaps out of the rather hamfistedly repaired window and sets off an another rampage, this time attacking a young couple in a park. He rips the man’s head from his neck and sets about raping the woman, who wears a green 1950s-style dress and has red hair piled high in a beehive, making her look rather like the loud one out of the B-52s.

There are two great aspects to this sequence. One is that, when the woman extricates herself from the monster and runs away her hair is frizzed and her dress torn to shreds, but when she runs into a nearby shop pleading for help her dress is once more intact, her hair is piled up high and she looks ready to launch once more into the backing vocals on ‘Shiny Happy People.’ The other amusing thing is the painfully obvious interior nature of the studio set claiming to be a ‘park’, which is hammered home not only by the astroturf on which the attack takes place but most especially by the way that the energetic monstrous rape causes the astroturf to bunch up, revealing the studio floor beneath it. It’s a real Ed Wood moment.

Police Lieutenant Arturo Martinez (remember him?) is investigating all this and it all ends up... oh, I don’t know. Who cares? Night of the Bloody Apes isn’t a film you watch to find out what happens in the end, it’s a film you watch to marvel at the insane stuff that happens along the way (which includes another two wrestling bouts).

Writer/director Rene Cardona churned out more than 200 films from the 1920s to the 1980s including at least nine Santo movies plus such legendary mexploitation pictures as The Brainiac, Tom Thumb, Santa Claus and Wrestling Women vs the Aztec Mummy. He started out as an actor with roles in Mexican versions of The Count of Monte Cristo and Lady Windermere’s Fan. Cardona co-wrote this picture with his son, Rene Cardona Jr (the cause of much confusion for filmographers as he also directed about a hundred films including Night of a Thousand Cats and Tintorera - Tiger Shark). Some additional footage for this English language version was shot in the USA by Jerald Intrator (Satan in High Heels).

Composer Antonio Diaz Conde also scored The Aztec Mummy vs the Human Robot and a 1958 Mexican version of The Invisible Man. Cinematographer Raul Martinez Solares handled the camera on scores of wrestling movies and (allegedly) some episodes of the 1960s Tarzan TV series starring Ron Ely.

The history of Night of the Bloody Apes in Britain is as follows. Originally released in Mexico in 1968, it played British cinemas in 1974 with an X certificate from the BBFC and running 81 minutes after the censors’ scissors had been at it. In 1983 it was released on VHS by Iver Film Services, allegedly uncut but running only 79 minutes so more likely the cut 81 minute version losing a little running time because it was a PAL tape. This version was promptly banned as a video nasty.

In 1993 the notorious Vipco label planned a release but there is no record of a BBFC certificate. Some uncut review copies of this made it into circulation but the planned release was presumably a version still further cut. Six years later a 77-minute version (probably the intended Vipco edit) was released by Sovereign Multimedia on their Satanica label. This was given an 18 certificate by the BBFC and I remember reviewing it for SFX at the time. For some reason, the film was submitted again in 2002, in the same 77-minute version, by Film 2000 - and was again given an 18, naturally.

Redemption’s version runs 84 minutes, making it even longer than the original theatrical release although as I type this, about five weeks before the DVD comes out, there is no sign of this version on the BBFC website. But to be frank I can’t see what anyone could possibly object to. What little gore is on show here is hamfistedly edited - to the extent that it still looks cut - and is nothing more than a few brief shots of throats being ripped etc. There is that first rape scene but it’s not salacious or exploitative, just silly. And I can’t imagine there would be a problem with the heart transplant footage.

The Redemption presentation is full-frame, scratchy at reel ends and the colours are a bit intense (especially Lucy’s red costume) but to be honest, who wants a pristine version of a movie like this? The extras are... well, haphazard is the adjective that springs to mind. There are two trailers: one for Jean Rollin’s Requiem for a Vampire (with English captions but no narration or dialogue) and one for Rollin’s Les Demoniaques (with French captions but no narration or dialogue). Both of these are random collections of images which tell you nothing about the films (except that they feature nude woman and clowns) but a lot about how people cobbled together international trailers in the early 1970s. There is no trailer for Night of the Bloody Apes.

The stills gallery is simply five photos; they are shots from the film and are presented here in a small frame, taking up about a quarter of the screen - so what’s the point? You could just freeze-frame the DVD at those moments and see the same images four times as large. The ‘promo art’ has three images: the original 1983 British video sleeve; the Something Weird US video sleeve (which double-billed the film with Feast of Flesh) and an unidentified original poster which calls the film Korang - La Terrificante Bestia Umana and is more interesting than all the other extras put together. The sleeve blurb has two typos and the only quote they could find is from the plot summary on the IMDB!

Never mind the video nasty tag, Night of the Bloody Apes is bonkers Mexploitation of the highest order and for that reason is essential viewing.

MJS rating: B+