Witches’ Brew

Director: Eileen Daly
Writer: Eileen Daly
Producers: Eileen Daly, Jean Jeanie Daly-Branch
cast: Eileen Daly, Sam Cullingworth, Justin G Gibson
Country: UK
Year of release: 2023
Website: www.eileendalyproductions.com

And so we come to the third in Dame Eileen Daly’s self-produced ‘I See the Dead’ trilogy, which has already extended to two more titles: First Bite is the Deepest and She’s a Bitch (aka Witches Can be Bitches).

In this entry in the series, Sebby and Simon have both been taking a mysterious potion, which has made Simon very randy and has had a startling double effect on Seb, giving him a frightwig of dark hair and turning him heterosexual.

The trio travel to a medieval castle which is somehow also a terraced house in Northampton where they are once again greeted by Tom (Michael John Lovett) from the last film. He has two young women in body stocking living with him, whom he introduces as his nieces, who seduce Seb and Simon, must to Eileen’s exasperations.

These two girls are witches, apparently, although they also seem to be shapeshifting succubi. Halfway through, the team are joined by a drag queen named Mort, variously credited as Jem John Millar or (presumably his stage name) Gwen Ever. There is also a tramp (Marco Drilling) in some scenes, a clown (Michael Higham) who appears occasionally behind the voluminous dust-sheets that fill almost every room, and a glowing ball of light which is the spirit of Seb’s mother. Right at the end, when the witches/demons have been vanquished, Tom magically transforms into the younger (and ridiculously handsome) MJ Dixon.

Jason Impey once again DPed, and again there are plenty of atmospheric stock footage establishing shots borrowed from the works of Jean Rollin via Nigel Wingrove’s DVD collection (Requiem for a Vampire and Nude for Satan, in this instance). Eileen even gets to don some vampire fangs at one point, harking back to the old Lilith Silver character she played in Razor Blade Smile.

This third ‘Dalyade’ is very much in the vein of the first two. The best moments are whenever Eileen gets fed up with dealing with Seb and Simon and their pursuit of the young ladies. Those are moments that give her a chance to really act. For all that the three are a team, they work best when there is character conflict between them. All screen trios do, from the Stooges to the Goodies.

Witches’ Brew is another microbudget comedy horror romp that is bound to please Eileen’s many fans.

Hollywood Betrayed

Director: Eileen Daly
Writers: Eileen Daly, Lindsey S
Producers: Eileen Daly, Lindsey S, Dominic Daly
Cast: Eileen Daly, Sam Cullingworth, Justin G Gibson
Country: UK
Year of release: 2022
Website: www.eileendalyproductions.com

The second of EileenDaly’s homegrown horror features is set in, and was filmed in, Northampton - hence the presence of local legend Jason Impey as DoP (co-credited with Carlos Dittborn Callejas) and editor (co-credited with Eileen herself and her mysterious partner ‘Lindsey S’).

For this ‘Dalyade’ the ghost-hunting team of Eileen, bodybuilding medium Seb Wainwright (Sam Cullingworth) and defrocked priest Simon Vogel (Justin G Gibson) visit a B&B which was once home to a 1930s Hollywood starlet. There’s a lot of them in Northampton. Michael John Lovett is the creepy proprietor Tom, and Nicky Kells is Eileen’s friend Nicky who runs a weekly art club on the premises (Michael Highman, Debbie Hill-Cousins and Sam Matthews are the participants).

Eileen becomes possessed by the starlet’s unquiet spirit as she committed suicide after being spurned by her lover (Scott Richard Bodill). For the possession scenes (and some 1930s flashbacks), Eileen dons a blonde wig and pink dress and a Marilyn Monroe demeanour. There’s an exorcism scene with Eileen tied to the bed, and also a Ouija board scene. For those whose tastes lean towards the homoerotic, there’s a scene of Cullingworth/Wainwright posing in front of a mirror, and for the truly disturbed there’s a scene of Vogel/Gibson, in stockings and basque, whacking his own arse with a fish spatula.

As with Mr Crispin, the notion of whether or not this is some sort of TV show teeters on the edge of the narrative, including a brief shot near the end of an entire TV crew (played by Highman, Hill-Cousins and Matthews) running out of the house just before the three leads do.

As before, there are clips from the work on Jean Rollin, whose defiance of simple narrative constructions and coherent storytelling is a very evident influence on Dame Eileen’s own work. Nigel Wingrove at Redemption loaned this production clips from Shivers of the Vampires, Two Orphan Vampires and The Living Dead Girl plus – very noticeably to those of us who notice these things – his own Sacred Flesh. Occasional establishing stock shots of a mittel-European schloss do not, it must be said, match at all with the urban East Midlands location.

Hollywood Betrayed is another fun microbudget romp that will appeal to anyone who loves contemporary British horror that doesn’t take itself seriously.

Mr Crispin

Directors: Eileen Daly, Lindsey S
Writers: Eileen Daly, Lindsey S
Producers: Eileen Daly, Lindsey S, Dominique Daly
Cast: Eileen Daly, Tom Bonnington, Sam Cullingworth, Justin G Gibson
Country: UK
Year of release: 2020
Reviewed from UK DVD
Website: www.eileendalyproductions.com

Much like Slartibartfast designing Earth Mk.2, I am coming out of retirement for one extraordinary commission. At Darkfest in November 2025 I finally caught up in person, after far too many years, with my old pal Eileen Daly, grand dame of British indie horror. And she immediately thrust into my hand the DVDs of her first three features as writer-director-producer: Mr Crispin, Hollywood Betrayed and Witches’ Brew.

These were not included in my four self-published volumes of British Horror Cinema 2000-2019 because they were among that small coterie of titles which fell between two stools. Although listed on IMDb as 2013/14 productions, they did meet my definition of ‘commercially released’ before 31st December 2019 so did not make it into Volume 3. However, by the time I published my addendum of ‘Unreleased and Incomplete’ films, Eileen had self-released these movies on DVD so they didn’t qualify for that either. I am happy to resolve this unfortunate bit of bad timing with this and the two subsequent reviews.

The basic premise here is that Eileen, playing herself, is a paranormal investigator. She has a back-up team of gay medium Lord Sebastian Wainwright and defrocked priest Simon Vogel. The former is played by the impressively ripped Sam Cullingworth (The Eschatrilogy, Legacy of Thorn, Slasher House 2 and 3) as somewhere inbetween Right Said Fred and the Hood from Thunderbirds. The latter is played by Justin G Gibson with a vaguely Satanic beard and an extravagant cravat, as if someone had cast Mike Raven as the poofter neighbour in a 1970s sitcom.

They are investigating a man named Crispin Williams, who claims that there are ghosts and demons in his house, an Edwardian semi he shares with his mother. Crispin is a bespectacled, balding, middle-aged nebbish, a classic mixture of reticence and over-confidence with no social skills. Tom Bonnington only seems to have a couple of short films to his credit but, by golly, he throws himself magnificently into the role of this cheerfully awkward loner.

The first half of the film has Eileen spend time with Crispin, before her two associates arrive the next day. There is an assumption throughout that the elderly, unseen Mrs Crispin is the key to whatever is happening. We all assume there’s a Mrs Bates thing going on – and maybe there is, maybe there isn’t (no spoilers).

But here’s the thing. The actual plot is of secondary importance here. Watching Mr Crispin, the phrase that popped into my noggin ran thus: this film has the same casual attitude towards narrative coherence that one finds in the works of, for example, Jean Rollin. And indeed, the credits reveal that some of the interstitial shots that pop up frequently but irregularly have indeed been lifted, with permission from Salvation Films, from Shiver of the Vampires. What we have here, ladies and gentlemen, is a ‘Dalyade’.

Things happen but it would be naive to expect them to fit together in a completely logical way. You just have to hang on for the ride and see where the film is going. There are a couple of lengthy flashbacks: one to Simon and Seb exorcising a possessed woman tied to a bed, and one in which Eileen searches a seaside town for Seb who is, I think, planning to commit suicide by swimming out to sea because of his alcoholism. Or something.

Mr Crispin is utterly bonkers and ridiculously entertaining. I will acknowledge that someone coming to it cold would dismiss it out of hand, not least because the budget seems to be about what one would normally pay for a decent fish and chip supper. But you and I are not coming to it cold, are we? We’re coming to it as acolytes and fans of Dame Eileen Daly.

Here is the secret of Eileen’s success. She comes across as a kooky goth chick, but underneath that she is the most normal, down-to-Earth girl you could hope to meet. It’s not an act as such, it’s more a persona, but then Eileen is the sort of lady who would screech with laughter if you accused her of cultivating a persona. She plays on-screen ghost-hunter Eileen wonderfully straight here, with lots of sidelong glances to camera and the occasional exasperated whisper of “What the fuck?”.

After many years of acting in motion pictures of – shall we say – wildly varying quality, Eileen branched out into making her own movies at the end of the 2010s. For this first one she is co-credited with someone named ‘Lindsey S’ as writer, director, producer and editor. A gentleman named Carlos Dittborn Calejas is credited as DoP, which reminds me that the conceit of whether this is being shot for a putative TV show comes and goes with gay abandon throughout the film. Some of the camera-work is what they call diegetic, ie.acknowledging that there is an actual camera (which is not the same as breaking the fourth wall) and a further subset of that actually has ‘REC’ and a battery symbol in the corners. But at no point is there any acknowledgement of an actual cameraman. This is not unique to low budget films; for example the Borat films do exactly the same schtick and it is a whole subgenre of sitcom including things like The Office and Parks and Recreation.

So anyway, there are a few recognisable names in the credits. Dan Brownlie (Three’s a Shroud, Serial Kaller) gets ‘additional camera’ while the legend that is Jason Impey gets ‘additional editing and colour grading’. Layla Randle-Conde, who was in some of Philip Gardiner’s early features including The Stone and Cam Girl, plays ‘The Scary Lady’.

If you love microbudget, wildly enthusiastic British indies as much as I do, if you wonder what Jean Rollin would be doing if he was still alive and preferred the sands of Swanage to Calais beach, if you just have 80 minutes burning a hole in your calendar, you could do much worse than take a gander at Mr Crispin. It’s available to rent on Redemption TV, or you can pick it up on DVD anywhere that Eileen sets up her stall.

interview: Kadamba Simmons

In January 1997, I travelled to the freezing cold Northern tip of the Isle of Man to report on the British monster movie Rampage (aka Deadly Instincts aka Breeders). One of the cast was Kadamba Simmons and, as far as I knew, she was just an aspiring actress in a cheesy film. I have since learned that she was a well-known party girl in London social circles and her various beaux over the years included Matt Goss, Liam Gallagher, Nellee Hooper and Prince Raseem. This article is a good summary of her life. 

But the reason that was written is because in June 1998 Kadamba was murdered by an unstable boyfriend; the tragic details are all in the article. Kadamba Simmons was a talented, vivacious, charismatic young woman and it was a pleasure to know her briefly. She would probably have become a star at some point, but what was great about her was that she never behaved as if she was a star already. She took life as it comes and didn’t take anything for granted. 

I met her a second time when I flew back to the Isle of Man in September 1997 to visit the set of a thriller called Dangerous Obsession (aka Darkness Falls). Kadamba was helping out with the costume department; she recognised me and came over for a chat. In retrospect I think she probably enjoyed talking with people who were utterly alien to, and unaware of, her celebrity-filled London life. Nine months later she was dead (although I only learned of her passing several years later). This could be the only interview she ever gave. There’s not a lot to it but I think her warm, energetic personality comes across. I offer it here as tribute to a fascinating young woman whose life was cut pointlessly short, denying us all her future work.

It's not the commonest of names, is it?
“No, it's not. My parents are kind of hippies really. My whole name is actually Kadamba Angel Isle of Compassion Simmons. With a dad called John and a mum called Linda. When my mother moved to London, one of her hippy friends found a guru, and she used to go these ashrams. A bit of a Paula Yates vibe, I guess.”

How did you get this role?
“I'd worked with PeakViewing before. I was in a previous film of theirs.”

Was that Grim?
“Yes. I think Paul Matthews, when he was writing the part, had me in mind. It's maybe a bit presumptious to say it was written for me, but it was definitely written with my face in his head.”

How uncomfortable is that prosthetic? Can you tell that it's there?
“Right now, no. Often I forget about it until someone says, but obviously you'll work some ten, twelve-hour days because it's going on back to back. What they stick it on with is a glue invented during the Vietnam War, used on the battlefield when people had open wounds. Sticking arms and legs on; they obviously didn't have time to sew things on so they used to glue them on with this glue. That can't be good for me.”

Are you enjoying the shoot?
“Oh yes, it's great. I'm having a great time. Everyone's great. What can I say? I haven't had any problems.”

What other stuff have you done?
“Filmwise, one of the biggest films I did was with Stephen Frears, at Pinewood, and that was Mary Reilly. I was a character called Rosie. That was in the brothel. Doctor Jekyll comes in and rapes and kills a girl, but leaves his hankie, and that blows his cover. So Glenn Close was my madam.”

What was that like to work on?
“It was great, it was all spectacular. My scenes were when it was all going according to plan, and there had been no tantrums. Everyone was happy. I must admit, Stephen Frears was so enthusiastic as a director, which is brilliant. He keeps the energy up. If the energy of the director's up, everyone else naturally has to follow suit.”

Does the size of the budget affect you as an actor?
You know what? At the end of the day, a set's a set, a catering van's a catering van. You might have an aircraft hanger like we've got here, or you might have a beautiful brothel with chandeliers. But it's just a backdrop, isn't it?”

Do you do any stagework?
“Not really, just because I work back to back on screen. But as a child, Sam Janus and I used to go to the same stage school, where we were trained to be precocious little starlets. I used to do shows there - we used to do West End shows. That was the only time, but that was more singing and dancing.”

Do you like doing straight stuff or more OTT fantastic stuff like this?
“It's always nice to do fantasy and over-the-top stuff. You know what, it's anything you can get your teeth stuck into, whether it's running away from monsters or getting divorced on camera. As long as it's not just hovering in the background looking beautiful, I don't care. But yes, it is great to do stuff like this. To see the monster, have half my face hanging off, get slimed. You know what? It's fun. It's a lot of fun, because it is so far removed from the life that we live. You have fun with it, without hamming it up, obviously. It's like all the old comic books that we grew up on. I'm taking lots of Polaroids and sending them to my cousins who are seven years old and really freaking them out. When I was seven, it's just like: 'Yes! Monsters!'”

How does the monster here compare with the one in Grim?
"Completely different. The one in Grim was more of a troll. This one, because the guy actually playing the monster is a trained dancer and has studied ballet, so he's so much more graceful. The movement within the monster is so much more believable. If I'm acting to that monster, I will believe it. The one in Grim was almost like a lump of lard in comparison. This one is streets ahead. There is actually no comparison, I think.”

Is it disappointing when you do something like Grim and it doesn't even get a video release in the UK? [Grim was subsequently released on UK DVD – MJS]
“I never really expected it to anyway. If you think about the market for horror movies, it's all in America. I was doing an American accent, so it was an American film. It didn't disappoint me. It did really well over there, and I'm really happy. I wasn't expecting it.”

RIP Kadamba Simmons, 1974-1998

interview: Joe Bangay

I interviewed photographer Joe Bangay about his work on Queen Kong in January 2003. This interview, during which Joe read from some of the production notes he wrote back in 1976, originally appeared on my old Queen Kong Lives fansite (archive.org link). Joe passed away in 2017, robbing the world of so many outrageous anecdotes. I'm glad I was able to preserve a few.


It sounds like you’ve got more memories of Queen Kong than most of the cast.
"It was one of the most amusing times, as a photographer, that I’ve spent. With an Egyptian director, a producer who was always running out of money, and the most beautiful girls you could get in Britain."

How did you get involved?
"There was a producer called Keith Cavele and he used to call me in to do photographs for him, special work. We didn’t bother about doing stills of the whole film. My technique is: I read the script and pick out the vital times when I should be there. Because he’s incredibly mean with money so he’d pay me for the time I spent there. And I made sure I got all of those pictures."

What sort of films had you done before?
"I was John Huston’s photographer. I’ve done the big ones: The French Lieutenant’s Woman, The Big Sleep, The Winner, The Quiet American. I did about five Bonds. I was a film photographer in the seventies when films were fashionable. As you know, films went bust in 1979/80. That thing of Lew Grade’s - Sink the something or other? - Raise the Titanic! It broke him and it broke right the way down the business. Because it was pretty fraught, to make a living, at that time. So I’ve not done many films since.

"But I was one of the leading guys in the field. People like Terry O’Neill and I were doing major films all over the world. I did a Sophia Loren film, a couple with David Niven. I was never a stills photographer, I was a specials photographer. In those days it was a trade where you were friends with the producers. You’d say, ‘I’m looking for pictures,’ and they’d say, ‘Well, a good week to come in is in a couple of weeks.’ I spent three weeks on The Man Who Would Be King with Huston and Connery."

My favourite film of all time!
"It is a great film. It should have done so well. Yes, I did the specials on that. Shakira Caine played a part in it, and Michael’s there. His dad died in the middle of filming and John Huston sat in a chair and smoked cigars and did bugger all whilst Bert Batt directed the battle scenes. They used to like me on the set there because both Caine and Connery were mad about HP Sauce and I used to take six bottles out with me! Queen Kong was quite different. It was a place for nutters."

If you were working on these big budget films, why did you take a job on this little movie?
"Well, I did quite well financially frankly. If you own your photography and control the set - nobody else was allowed on - you’re going to make money, aren’t you? Nobody got on set except me. At that time Robin Askwith was quite a name. Rula Lenska had just done her big series on television about rock chicks so she was quite a big name. There were so many funny things on the film.

"I had done two films with Keith before. One had been a very sexy film called Golden Lady which all went wrong. It was easy to make money on because Prince Charles had a fling with the leading lady at the time - which gave you two pages in the News of the World. I know a lot about films, I know all the big actors. Tony Quinn - I did Caravans and one or two other films with him. I’d sit and play chess with him in the morning after breakfast for an hour. And let him win otherwise he’d be bad-tempered all day. We had the Queen of Persia on the set in purdah, in secret, because she put money into the film.

"I’ve had lots of adventures on films. I worked with this chap called Don Short. He was Showbusiness Editor of the Mirror and he walked out because they double crossed him. He told Richard Harris he wouldn’t print something and the bloody Mirror did so he walked out of the Mirror. We went into a partnership and we went round the world together. We did Jane Seymour’s first film, Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger. For ten years I was on every big film, British-inspired usually."


Then you ended up on Queen Kong.
"It was the last film I did, I think, probably. I wrote a lot of stuff. I’ve written books as well, so I wrote a lot of the copy for it as well. Keith got a good bargain from me. He paid me money but he got a bargain. He got his biogs written for him and he got the cream of the pictures. Bastard though, what he did is he borrowed the stills from me when he was going to try to sell the film and he never bloody returned them. The wife he worked with was a great friend of mine. We went to Cannes - to sell Queen Kong or something - and we went down the hotel and Keith was in bed with the leading lady of his next film!

"It was very different then to how it is now. I was a great friend of Bob Mitchum, I did a lot of his films. He liked me, we were quite friends. He was honorary godfather to my youngest daughter. I have this lovely house on the river bank at Marlow, near the studio. It’s very private and people used to come here. I always used to go to Cannes, I went to Cannes for 13 years nonstop. So there you go - you’ve got a bit of the background. I’ve got a huge library of these people. Queen Kong was different though."

Can you remember what you thought about it at the time?
"It was a laugh. My children - I had five daughters - were always coming on set for the fun of it. I thought it was a great idea. the last film I’d done with Keith, I’d done quite well. Frankly we all found that we could trust Keith. Queen Kong ended in a legal mishmash and the artists being called under the Shepperton Tree. Have you heard about the Shepperton Tree? It’s a big oak that stood outside Shepperton offices. It’s now gone. But all big decisions on films were always announced under the tree. So this raggle-taggle bunch of page 3 girls, B-grade actresses, B-grade actors and a really hard-bitten crew were all called together and told:(a) we’ve lost the legal rights, and (b) we’ve run out of money anyway. Then six weeks later Keith got some money together from somewhere, called us back and we finished it off. Obviously he’s made his money again, he’s sold it on."

Frank Agrama is the guy who’s selling it.
"He was the director, wasn’t he? He brought his Egyptian wife and his son over. He hadn’t got a clue, I thought, he was the worst director I’ve ever seen."

He was used to the Italian film industry.
"He brought some money in - that’s why he got the job. A charming but slightly devious Egyptian gentleman; I hope I’m not libelling him. He had a charming Egyptian wife who was always on set. We had fun - I’ve never had so much fun on a film in all my life. You might find something funny in the Express today. I talked to Vicki about it and she said her first job after leaving drama school was running around with a tiny loin cloth, carrying a spear in Shepperton woods.

"All sorts of things happened. For example, we had a big tug-cum-steamer - we shot a lot of stuff at sea. We used to berth at Newhaven, where we all stayed, and went out, up and down the Channel, near the French coast. We were pursued by playboys in speedboats who were tossing their phone numbers to the young English actresses. It was quite funny. We had a girl called Barbara Allen, who was one of the page 3 girls, and she mesmerised the French by water-skiing topless behind the steamer whilst filming. Valerie Leon could tell you about that - she shot some of her scenes on the boat.

"We landed at Newhaven. Keith had got us in quite a good hotel, believe it or not, and the partying was fantastic. We had 30 beautiful girls on this trip, all partying in this hotel. One famous writer - I won’t name any names - was crazy about one of these girls. And we all said, ‘Right, we’ll fix you up.’ We got her to say okay, then he was so nervous, he got so drunk, we delivered him to the bedroom door and he collapsed to the floor and passed out!

"The monkey we made looked terrible, but we finished the film off after Keith got extra money, went down to Bournemouth and that village down there. We had this guy in a monkey suit climbing all over it while we filmed it. Then we had a big monkey’s hand on the end of one of those things you do lights with down the motorway. It was quite a laugh. We had a big stage built in the air in Shepperton, a giant picnic table. My children all felt like film stars when they walked on this set. For crowd scenes, anybody who happened to be going past the studio was pulled in to make up the crowds. But I haven’t got stills, I’ve only got memories now, which is a pity.

"Valerie Leon is very upset because one of the critics on the internet is saying she had her tits taped up. She said, ‘My bosom never needed taping up.’ Rula Lenska was in the first stages of her divorce from Brian Deacon so that was a bit atmospheric. Rula was not happy about the role once she’d got it. She wanted the film to be scripted properly. Robin Askwith was always on time and always knew his lines, a bit like Olly Reed.

"I worked a lot with Olly, we were quite close friends. I had a fight with him in the middle of a Japanese dining room. He threw me so bad, I whizzed down the table and cleared all the food off it onto the laps of the geisha girls. I finished up in jail with Olly the next day because we got drunk at his hotel and he threw a television set out of the window which landed on a police car. So we got busted but let off by the station sergeant. We went fishing in the afternoon to one of those indoor trout-fishing lakes, but Olly was still drunk from the night before. He jumps in the lake, wades towards the fish and then pisses in the lake, so we get pulled in by the police to the same station and the same sergeant says, ‘Oh, not you two again...’

"That’s all by the way. Who else was in Queen Kong? I’ve actually got a call sheet for the film. Every film I’ve done I’ve kept a file on. Ah, here it is, next to ‘Pantos.’ There was a girl killed herself later, Trudi Van Doorne. Mireille Allonville, she was French and she had the most enormous tits and a sexy walk. Felicity Devonshire - she was the top topless model in the country. She was a bit stand-off-ish but very, very grand. Mandy Perryment, she was a top page 3 girl. Paul Cowan, the assistant producer, is doing major films now - he was a lovely man. There’s a lot of well known names there. Jeannette Charles played the Queen in it."

This was made at the same time as the Dino de Laurentiis King Kong and was obviously designed to take advantage of it.
"It was a rip-off, yes."

Do you recall that being discussed much?
"Oh yes, I was there during all those discussions."

Were cast and crew thinking ‘surely we’ll get sued over this’?
"No, nobody thought it. It was so unlike it and it was so bad that no-one would take it seriously. Keith Cavele by the way was doing pop music with EMI before he got into films, and his first film was called Exposé, Tony Richmond’s film. Ah, former Baby Doll star Linda Hayden, who is now married to Paul Elliott. The film had a cast of seven men and 47 girls. 'When some of the French money for the production failed to arrive on time, the cast and crew held a strike meeting under a palm tree. Queen Kong took the opportunity to quit the film to return to her philosophy.' She was a philosophy student.

"Caron Gardner played a prostitute - she’s still a kept woman and she was in those days. Carol Drinkwater was in it - very weird girl, she  was. Used to do all sorts of weird things. Annette Lynton was in it, she’s married to one of the Pink Floyd boys, possibly the drummer. She was a classy bird, married into money. Anna Bergman was in it - that’s Ingmar Bergman’s daughter. Maria Pavlou played Queen Kong; she was a philosophy student at the time and Keith was having a bit on the side I think. She was a classical dancer and a pupil of Marcel Marceau. She also published Britain’s leading Buddhist magazine and held conversion classes amongst the crew.

"We were doing Queen Kong down in Bournemouth, wrecking the model village. She wrecked an oil installation and her coat caught fire. They got another gorilla suit. She used to compose herself by going into the corner to read Goethe. ‘Robin Askwith said, “Being held 30 feet off the ground was no kid glove stuff. I always do my own stunts, but it was a bit hairy.” The film was always designed as a spoof send-up of King Kong and takes a dig at women’s lib. To produce the early footage about the jungle search for Queen Kong, a harbour tug at Newhaven was converted into a search ship called the Liberated Lady with an all-girl crew. This boat-load of scantily dressed models from the page 3 agencies of London had a sprinkling of cool, organised actresses to shepherd the dumb blondes.'"

Did the people making this film seem to know what they were doing?
"Well, everyubody who was in it knew what it was all about. It was a very sociable film - everybody had dinner together. People were aware what we were doing."

Did people think, ‘God this is awful but it’s not taking long and it’s paying the rent?’
"That’s what Rula was saying: ‘I hope to God it doesn’t come out.’"

When the legal action from RKO and De Laurentiis started, what was the reaction of the cast and crew?
"Well, they were disappointed because they would have liked to have seen themselvs on screen. I’ve found another funny bit: ‘In one sequence, a High Priestess played by Hai Karate ad girl Valerie Leon leaps aboard from a native canoe to kidnap the sleeping hero. In the first take, Miss Leon got caught up by her bra on a deck spike and was stripped of her costume. In the second take the lady pirates on board were swept away and had to be rescued by the rescue boat. On another day, associate producer Italian Virgilio DeBlasi, in the face of a refusal to work in the sea because of its roughness, jumped in to prove its safety. He nearly drowned and had to be rescued.’"

Were you following the legal side?
"I knew Keith was going white, and Frank Agrama was, because they had money riding on it. Keith, although he was stopped from selling the film, I notice he got the money together afterwards to finish it, so he had a completed film. Which Frank obviously had a copy of. ‘After shooting, the cast went fishing in the rescue boats. Mackerels, well-cooked, washed down with champagne kept cold by immersion in the sea. The sight of so many bikini- and loincloth-clas girls dancing about the boat was too much for the passing fish trade. At times the ship, the Liberated Lady, looked like the flotilla leader of a naval revue as pleasure boats and fishing boats clustered around. The director Frank Agrama fell overboard into the sea and had to be rescued, taking the main camera crew and cameras with him.’ You know now why we did Queen Kong, don’t you? It was a bloody laugh, wasn’t it? Legally I can’t help you. You’ll have to talk to Caroline Cavelle. She’s a barrister."

Do you recall the dance/dream sequence?
"Recall it? Yes. It wasn;t anything special."

Any idea why it was dropped?
"It wasn’t very good."


Do you remember anything about the band?
"That was shot in the open, the band playing on the open stage in Shepperton. It was a big set, you know. I didn’t realise how funny it had been, until I read these notes."

Did everyone get paid on it?
"Eventually. I didn't get paid until I wouldn’t give him the stills, then I got my final payments. The actresses got paid weekly, I know that. Maybe they lost their last week’s pay. I got paid weekly but I didn’t get paid the last week because he didn’t have to pay me, did he, to get me the next week."

What do you remember about Virgilio de Blasi? The finished credits are Keith Cavele as Executive Producer and de Blasi as producer.
"He brought money in. That’s why he was in it it. He was an old boy who came for the crumpet. I think there was an arrangement whereby he had access to the crumpet."

The co-producer was Andre de Genovese.
"He was an Italian money man, Virgilio’s money man. Charlie Simmons built the sets - good sets. Casting director was Miriam Brickman - she’s around still."

And there we must leave it. RIP Joe Bangay 1930-2017